On November 24th, 2023, the nation of Ireland was introduced to a new hero, a man fit to join the ranks of Fionn mac Cumhaill, Cú Chulainn, Daniel O' Connell, Theobold Wolfe Tone, Robert Emmett, Charles Stuart Parnell, and maybe even Bono himself. I'm not talking about the lads who stopped the insane man from murdering children. I'm talking about David Moffatt, the man who gicked his pants. I thought I should make a webpage as a tribute to this brave Irish warrior. Let nobody forget his efforts to defend our great nation!